Meh Series

Every year at Meh High, one event made students shake in fear, laugh in chaos, or run for their lives: Mr. Patel’s Ranking Day. Mr. Patel walked into the room with his famous clipboard, his glasses shining like he was about to grade the entire universe. “Today,” he said dramatically, “I rank all of you. Not by grades… not by behavior… but by vibes.” The class froze. 1st Place – Alan (Meh) Mr. Patel pointed at you first. “You… your vibe is unpredictable. One minute quiet, next minute creating entire universes. Elite. Top tier.” Everyone groaned. 2nd Place – Camden “You cause chaos,” said Mr. Patel. “But in a productive, semi-educational way.” Camden celebrated like he won an Olympic medal. 3rd Place – Sweetheart “Your energy is confusing,” Mr. Patel said. “You’re nice… but also slightly dangerous.” Sweetheart winked, which scared half the room. 4th Place – Katie (Katila / Katinita) “Constant menace. But entertaining. Keep it up,” he said. Katie put...

Shadow-Cam and Heartbreaker didn’t waste time. They chose midnight — the hour when the sky looked like bruised metal, and the moon was perfectly centered above the abandoned Meh Arena. The arena lights flickered on by themselves, glowing a deep red and purple. It was the official sign: The villains were ready. 1. The Setup Camden arrived first, fists clenched, trying to look calm even though he was definitely Not Calm™ inside. Sweetheart arrived seconds later, her aura flickering unstable colors — pink, gold, blue — all tangled together. She kept looking over her shoulder, paranoid Heartbreaker would appear behind her at any moment. “Ready?” Camden asked. “No,” Sweetheart said. “But I’m here.” They stepped into the arena. Two shadows formed on the opposite side. Shadow-Cam appeared first, smirking. Heartbreaker materialized next, floating above the ground, arms crossed, hair drifting like smoke. “Ahh,” Shadow-Cam said. “The originals finally decided to show u...