MEH VS THE RAINBOW SEPTET

 

One day, it was a sunny night on Meharth. Meh was the one that turned it sunny, he turned it sunny because he felt like he needed to wake up but sleep at the same time, kind of like sleep-waking. Then meh immediately fell asleep, he woke up 3 seconds later because he only needed 3 seconds of sleep a millennium. When he woke up he was refreshed and ready for his battle today on 49/74/4283, he was going up against the rainbow septuplets (7 rainbow dudes (Each a color of the rainbow) for the final battle of the tournament. You probably guessed their names already, YES they’re Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet. Their power is to summon anything that color.

Meh didn’t really think that he would have to try that hard so he didn’t! Meh was also offered to choose a teammate since they had 7 people on their team and Meh had only 1, and of course he chose none other than his youngest brother “Eh”. They were getting ready for the battle of the megaannum (million years). It started off by Eh teleporting an orange bus on top of all of them, it was very effective since one of them saw it coming and so they didn’t try to dodge it at all. 

They all were hurt pretty badly and they used Green to heal back to half health. Afterwards they used Yellow to summon the sun and threw the sun at Meh and Eh. Meh just ate it and complained “That made ME HUNGRY” So Eh took them all and said “Lunchy timey!!” Eh carried them to get some food at Meh’s GIGANTIC mansion. Eh put pepper in their eyes and all the septuplets were blinded. Meh tied a really tight rope around all 7 of them, and they were now stuck together. Red used lasers and lasered the rope off of all of them. Blue put lots of water in all their eyes and, all the peppers fell out. Now, they could all see and move. The Rainbow Septuplets were ready to fight now. They all ran back to the battle colosseum, and waited for Meh to get there. When Meh got there, they all used a colored lasar (Red, Orange Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet) Meh just avoided the combined laser power by jumping 333 miles in the sky. When Meh landed back on the ground, and made a bit of a fart (300,000 square miles covered). All the rainbow septuplets smelled it and, felt lightheaded. Red and Orange fainted while the other 5 rainbow septuplets had escaped by running away. Meh had to finish this battle and win this battle to win the tournament. Meh went all the way back down, and followed Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet to Meh’s battlefield. They wanted to end it off there. Meh summoned a “gigantic” giant and made it attack the 5 remaining septuplets. The rainbow septuplets used their combined powers and blasted a rainbow ray directly at the “gigantic” giant. The giant fainted, and Meh now thought of hand on hand fighting them. Meh got a Mehrite shield out from a lightning bolt that came from the sky, and took out his Mehrite sword. The rainbow septuplets all go out a colored sword and, altogether, all 7 of them, touched their swords together. BOOM! A rainbow sword went in all 7 of their hands. Now, to finish this battle once in for all! Meh ran to the middle of the battle colosseum, and so did the rainbow septuplets. Meh defended himself with his mehrite shield while swinging his mehrite sword at them all. Meh hit 2 of the rainbow septuplets but it wasn’t Green. So, Green just healed them back. Afterwards, the rainbow septuplets decided to finish off Meh. They all went close together, put their hands in the middle, and aimed their hands at Meh. Suddenly, a rainbow beam came out and it only managed to cut a millimeter of Meh’s 1 hair off. Meh got so mad, he flew up in the sky, ate some fart burritos and, “pppppppptttttttttttttttttttttttt”, 3 massive fart clouds filled the entire sky within a 500-mile radius. 

All 7 septuplets ran as far away as possible as fast as they could, to try to escape the massive fart cloud. The 7 septuplets eventually ran away far enough to escape it. This battle was lasting kind of long. So, Meh wanted to end it the old fashioned way. Meh teleported to Red and grabbed him, he teleported to the other side and made Red look him straight in the face. Red fainted! Meh teleported back and grabbed all 6 septuplets, and made them look him straight in his eyes. Eventually, they all fainted. Meh won the battle and, he won the tournament, although he was pretty impressed with the Rainbow Septuplets. Meh also got a huge shiny trophy that he put, near a big window. Every time he looked at it, it reminded him of the rainbow Septuplets THE END FOR NOW!!!!-_-