Meh Makes An Army

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     Meh had to make an army since Hem had an entire town of people that used to be on Mehearth. Meh summoned an army of 6'8 people with no memory yet and trained everyone every day. By the end of the week, everyone was trained with Shotokan, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Aikido, Gōjū-ryū, Kyokushin, Shito-Ryu, Mehnese Martial arts, Wado-Ryu, Uechi-Ryu, jujutsu, Chito-Ryu, Enshin Kaikan, Shukokai, and Hapkido. Meh called the king of Mehland and told him to come to his battlefield and fight 1 person in the army. 

 

    The King came and rested for 1 day before fighting the 1 person. The next day, the king said, "I'm ready." 3 Knights lead the king to the battlefield and stayed with him there. The 1 person came out with a long staff that was made out of metal. Meh said, "Start" and the fight started by the person, let's call him "Robert." 

    Robert threw the staff up and made it turn into 2 staffs. He grabbed 1 staff with his left hand and 1 right hand. The king got out a sword and was scared to use it since it had been 58 years since he used one before. Robert charged at the king, with electrical power in one staff, and nothing in the other staff. Robert was too lazy, so Robert made a staff split in half again, and the other half into an actual hoverboard that actually hovers.


    Robert hopped onto the hoverboard and flew towards the king at 100 mph. In 3 seconds, Robert was close enough and just hopped off the hoverboard. Robert charged at King Blaze and, extended the staff. The extended part of the staff could've hit King Blaze, but King Blaze kicked the staff away. Robert did the same thing for a second time but used both staffs this time, and managed to hit King Blaze. 

    King Blaze was mad and got out his sword, used only for special occasions. King Blaze started swinging, ready to hit Robert with it, but Robert ran at 80 mph and went behind King Blaze. Robert kicked King Blaze too fast, that King Blaze couldn't defend himself quick enough. King Blaze got really damaged from that and couldn't take another hit. King Blaze took out his knockout hammer and swung it at Robert. Robert used his fighting skills to avoid King's Blaze's knockout hammer, and kick his foot. King Blaze fell down and Robert kicked his face to make him faint and winning the fight.

Meh knew that if one person in his army was strong, they all were........


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