Meh upgrades his army

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     Meh spent 26 minutes making Kryptonite armor for his army and gave 100,000,000 sets of Kryptonite armor to his army. Meh also made them all Kryptonite swords and shields. Meh trained everyone 23 times a day, making them stronger over time. Everyone trained every hour, and only got 1 hour of sleep a day. 

    But, Meh gave them a snack that always made them full of energy and ready to train. So, Meh wanted to see how they were doing and fought 100 soldiers. Meh was not gonna use any powers and just fight with his Meh fist. Meh dodged all their attacks for the first 20 attacks, and he blew them all 10 feet back.

    Meh wanted to get behind them and touched the ground. It made a mini earthquake from Meh's strength. All 100 soldiers were still standing, and they all took their swords and shields out to attack Meh. They hit and blocked, hit and blocked, repeat. Meh waited for a perfect chance, which is always, and he touched their swords to break it. 

    All of their swords broke, and they just pulled out another sword. Meh made a 55-mile long snake spawn, and it went around all 100 soldiers. The snakeskin was made out of thunderite, and the snake had special abilities because of that. The snake could make thunder go all around himself.

    1 soldier didn't know that and went too close, and he got struck by lightning, with 80,000 bolts. The soldier fainted and Meh teleported the soldier to Heal (Meh Team member). Heal healed him up, and made him rest for the rest of the fight. The soldiers had to be careful, because they saw what happened to the soldiers.

    Meh made it start raining cars. The soldiers used their shields to not get hit. The soldiers eventually got to the end of the car rain, and Meh was very impressed. Their shields were barely damaged and they all ran towards Meh. Meh made a super tornado, and it caught about 300,000 soldiers. 

    It took out all 300,000 soldiers, and Meh knew he had to train Tornado to make super tornadoes. Meh was gonna do that afterward. Meh had about 99,600,000 soldiers left to fight. Meh told the soldiers that they could all take a break or go train, and get stronger for the next day.

    Meh paused the match because he had to train Tornado, to make Super tornadoes. So, the fight was paused for now, and Meh went to go train Tornado.......

TO BE CONTINUED.............

    

    


Location: Frome Downs SA 5440, Australia

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