Meh Series

      Meh was doing the usual thing on that planet, just going to every continent asking if anyone there was anyone named, "Shadow" or had any shadow-related powers. He went to 3 continents, and just as he was losing hope. He happened to run into someone named, "Shadow". Meh asked Shadow if he wanted to try out for his team.      Shadow accepted the offer and went on Meh's spaceship. They immediately went back to Mehearth because Meh's spaceship traveled at 5,000,000 teraparsecs per Planck unit. Afterward, Meh brought Shadow to battlefield #112114. Meh gave Shadow 30 minutes to prepare for their fight. After 30 minutes, they both got on opposite sides of the battlefield.     Meh started the fight by, summoning invisible dogs, and the dogs went towards Shadow to attack him. Shadow saw the dogs coming and took out his Shadow sword. Shadow swung the shadow sword at the dogs, without knowing that they were there because he saw the footsteps of the inv...

One day, Meh was looking at the Sun and remembered the Shadow Trio. It also made Meh think, "Is there someone in the omniverse, that has a Shadow-related power? Meh first thought of using Dimension, to go to a possible Shadow dimension or something like that. But, he didn't wanna talk with Dimension.      So, Meh went on a journey trying to find someone that had a Shadow-related power. Meh used the person finder website, and it showed that no one on Mehearth, was named Shadow. Meh put a global public announcement, and asked, "Is there anyone on this planet named Shadow?" He got 3 responses in total, and there was 1 response from each continent the responded, North Amehrica, South Amehrica, and ANTartica.       The response from  North Amehrica showed a video of a kid, wearing a costume of Black fading to white, from head to toe. The kid didn't show any signs of powers though, so Meh declined that kid. Meh moved onto the next man and saw he was wea...

     Meh was walking up the street eating his pancakes and waffles in the morning at 9:30PM. When suddenly, Meh's brain part #75676 thought, "I probably need a new team member because I'm bored. He put out tryout papers all around the planet, and by the next week, he got over 20 billion participants.      First of all, he only needed 1 new team member not billions of team members. Meh just asked Alexis to choose a random number. Alexis chose the number # 8046702373, and Meh saw that the  8046702373rd person to request to try out was Mads.      Meh located Mads's location and She was at  25.1356° N, 55.2206° E. Mads was buying potato chips and a pack of gum. Meh told Teleport to teleport to her and bring her back to the house. Teleport teleported into the middle of Eurasia and Africa to bring back Mads to Meh's house.      Mads was so confused because she just suddenly went from being at a gas station to going to a ran...

    Meh wanted more people to try out for his team, so he went to a graveyard since he went there whenever he was bored. But this time, he saw someone there, and they weren't really in solid form. They were kinda in an air/gas form. Meh went to him and asked him, "What are you doing here?"       The person turned around and said, "wait you can see me? But, I'm in ghost form." Meh was accidentally using his ghost vision lenses. Meh said, "Oh you're a ghost?" The person said, "Actually, I'm not a ghost. But, I can turn into a ghost. It's my special power." Meh said, " You seem interesting. Would you like the opportunity to join my team? It's the strongest team in the  omniverse!"      Ghost said, "Well, can you show me your strength in a fight first?" Meh agreed and they were going to fight on top of that graveyard. Ghost started the fight by turning into air/gas form. Meh got out a water gun that blasted...

      Meh was bored so, he went on a ride in his Lamborghini Veyron. Meh saw someone performing a trick, on the streets and thought, "Hmm this will be interesting." Meh got out of his Lamborghini Veyron and went to the person performing the trick. Meh asked, "Yo, what's your name kid?" The person responded with, "Hi, my name is Memory. You're the famous Meh that owns this entire planet. I would like to join your team. Can I try out tomorrow morning?"     Meh said, "First, impress me a bit, and I'll consider letting you try out for my team. Memory told Meh to choose a random number from -85563542 to 6779748626. Memory told Meh to keep it in his mind, and he was gonna guess it. Meh thought in his mind, "-0.97843." Memory looked inside of Meh's memory and saw the number, -0.97843. Meh was impressed, but still not enough for letting him try out for the team.       Memory could also create fake memories and put them, inside your m...

      Meh's clone had to be a bit convincing that it was Meh, so he had to try a bit. Meh was gonna make his clone go 0.002% power. Ted and Zed knew they couldn't use their swords, so they were gonna try using weapons(automatic fire(guns)). Ted took out a BR rifle, and they tried to shoot Meh(Clone).       But, Meh(Clone) easily caught every single bullet, and flung them in the air quickly(in a blink of an eye). In 2 seconds, 500 bullets were in the sky, coming down quickly. Ted couldn't dodge all 500 bullets, and was shot by 32 bullets. Ted dropped down to the ground, and was out. Meh teleported him to Heal's floor, and he healed up. Zed was the last one, and he knew he was obviously not gonna win. But, he was still going to try his best. Meh was gonna ask him, how he wanted to lose. Meh asked him, and Zed said, "I wanna get stomped on." Meh turned gigantic, and moved his toe to Zed. Zed got squashed, and fainted.     Meh thought they were p...

     Meh cloned himself, and turned into the size of a quark, while his clone stayed normal size, and he did it in a zeptosecond. The Shadow Trio didn't even know, and still thought it was the original Meh.  Meh(original/small) put on Mehrite armor for safety, even though he could survive anything.      The cloned Meh, turned big and farted out dolphins holding bombards. Ted and Zed were trying to defend themselves, but still trying to protect Ed at all cost. Ted threw a smoke bomb on the ground, that was supposed to give out 500 cubic meters of smoke, and it was still very effective. Meh lost 0.001% of his vision from the smoke, since he used his smoke-proof eye lenses, and could see 99.999% easily.     Meh wasn't that easy to beat.  The Shadow Trio zoomed around the smoke, going in circles, and thinking that Meh couldn't see them. Meh pretended as if, he couldn't see them, by shooting lasers in random directions.  The Shadow...

      That meant that Sharp had won the fight. That proved to Meh that, the Shadow Trio wasn't SUPER strong, but they were still pretty strong. Meh had to train them until they could beat Sharp. So, Meh trained them every day for 3 hours, until he thought they were strong enough to battle Sharp again. Every time they trained, it was always together.      One day, Meh wanted to test their combined strength. Meh asked them all to come to battlefield #260214. They came all together and were ready to fight Meh. Meh started the fight by summoning a magma golem, that headed towards them to hit them, and burn them. Zed and Ted had to protect Ed at all costs because Ed was probably the only one who would stand a chance against Meh.           Zed and Ted used their swords to protect Ed and themselves. Meh's magma golem hit Zed's sword and it instantly burned and fell to the ground. Zed had no extra swords so, he had to hand combat the m...

      Zed and Ted had to protect Ed, because Ed was the strongest out of all 3 of them. Sharp threw swords, at them, and Zed caught 2, while Ted caught 2 swords. Ed stayed behind them, and was preparing to unleash his attacks on Sharp. Zed and Ted dual wielded the swords, and kept on protecting Ed until he was ready to attack Sharp.     Ed finally had control of 75% of his brain, and he was gonna unleash that power on Sharp. Sharp made a spike extend out to Zed and Ted. Then, he teleported to that spike, standing next to Ted and Zed. Sharp sung his sword at their legs, and they started bleeding until they fainted in 2 minutes. Now, it was Sharp vs Ed! Ed could heal them, but he had to distract Sharp with something.      Ed threw something, that went behind Sharp. It turned out to be a looping boomerang, that never stopped going in a loop until it was caught. Sharp swung his sword through it and, it became 2 halves of a looping boomerang, but ...

     The Shadow Trio's names were Zed, Ted, and Ed. Sharp started the fight throwing a 2-foot long sword at them, while it was spinning. Zed, Ted, and Ed all dodged it easily. Sharp ran towards them, and spikes started coming out of his body. Zed made a shadow go on the ground, and he was gonna use that shadow to trick Sharp.     Zed had on a ninja suit, and he sneakily went out of the costume, and put a mannequin in it, then went behind the mannequin. Sharp made a spike extend from out of his hand to the mannequin, and the mannequin fell over revealing where Zed was. Sharp swung his sword at Zed, or so he thought.....          It was just a pile of rocks, and suddenly Zed punched the back of Sharp's head. Sharp got dizzy and fell down. Sharp didn't faint though. Ted came out from behind Zed, and he kicked Sharp. Sharp activated his body spikes, half a millisecond before Ted kicked Sharp, and Ted's foot started to bleed. Ted fainted 2 se...

      Portal became popular sine, he was now on the strongest team in the omniverse. Portal also got a weekly paycheck of 2 trillion dollars. Portal was now really rich, and he wanted to get some luxury food. Portal made a portal to "Right and Left." Right, and Left was what In and Out(Earth) was on Mehearth was.      Portal requested to get the food for free if he could impress the manager. The manager agreed and, Portal started by asking the manager, what he needed from anywhere on Mehearth. The manager needed a rare animal's meat. Portal made a portal to Zenezfulsa and found a high rare exotic flying pig. Portal got a bag big enough to fit it, and went back through the portal, to Right and Left.     Portal went to the manager, and gave the bag to the manager. The manager gave Portal a free meal, and he ate it. Portal tipped Right and Left, 2 billion dollars. Portal left the restaurant, and made a portal to go back to Meh's house. Portal ca...

 Mind and Invisible both look up in the sky and see someone riding on the cloud that, the acid rain was coming from Acid. Acid said, "I wanna join this fight." Mind said, "You can't join a private fight." Acid said, "I can do whatever I want." Then, the acid rain started to get harder. Mind couldn't see Acid because the cloud was blocking her so, Mind couldn't control her mind. Acid found out Mind's weakness and was gonna use that to her advantage. Mind's weakness was if he couldn't see them, then he couldn't control his mind. Acid began trying to find out where Mind's exact location was and going there, without getting caught by Mind. Acid eventually got directly above Mind. But, that's when Meh started to notice Acid.  Meh called Alexis to come and she came. Alexis flew there with her flying power, and once she saw Acid, she knew how he attacked, and what his weakness was. Acid's weakness was direct light pointed a...

      Meh was bored again, and it was a Monday afternoon. So, he wanted to see a fight on his team. Meh went to Time and told him to go to the future and ask everyone on the team, "Who wants to fight Meh on 10/8/21?"       So, Time went to the future, approximately 10/20/21, and asked everyone on the team, " Who wants to fight Meh on 10/8/21?" Mind and Invisible both said, "Sure We'll fight Meh. We both haven't fought him in a while." Time said, " oK man" and went back to the present. Time told Meh that Mind and Invisible agreed to fight you.      Meh said, "ok, I'm going to teleport them to colosseum 874, and fight them there." So, Meh teleported both of them to colosseum 874, and told them, "You wanted to fight each other in the future, so you can fight each other now. Mind and Invisible were so confused, but they expected something random from Meh, and this is what they got.       Meh was on 1 side and they were bo...