Meh meets Shadow P1

One day, Meh was looking at the Sun and remembered the Shadow Trio. It also made Meh think, "Is there someone in the omniverse, that has a Shadow-related power? Meh first thought of using Dimension, to go to a possible Shadow dimension or something like that. But, he didn't wanna talk with Dimension. 

    So, Meh went on a journey trying to find someone that had a Shadow-related power. Meh used the person finder website, and it showed that no one on Mehearth, was named Shadow. Meh put a global public announcement, and asked, "Is there anyone on this planet named Shadow?" He got 3 responses in total, and there was 1 response from each continent the responded, North Amehrica, South Amehrica, and ANTartica. 

    The response from North Amehrica showed a video of a kid, wearing a costume of Black fading to white, from head to toe. The kid didn't show any signs of powers though, so Meh declined that kid. Meh moved onto the next man and saw he was wearing a dark costume, with gray gloves and a full gray face mask. The man did make the shadow below him, move further away from him, and back to him. Meh considered letting this man try out, and sent him a free private jet to bring him to Meh's house. 

    Lastly, the 3rd contestant, was a tall man, wearing a metal jacket, and was also made the shadow below him, moving further away from him, and back to him. So, Meh sent him a private jet also. The next day at 6:45AM, they both arrived and were ready to try to get on the team. Meh gave them a luxury meal first, and a day to relax and enjoy, OR train. They both relaxed and, the next day they trained for an hour, then they were both ready. 

    First, He wanted to test their combined strength. Meh was going to do a 2v1 with them. Meh teleported them to arena #59626. Meh said, "You say Start." So, they both said, "Start" at the same time. But before they fight, they need to introduce themselves. The 1st participant(2nd contestant) was named "Richard Lucas III." The 2nd participant(3rd contestant) was named "Zachary Mymacary." 

    Richards Lucas III and Zachary Mymacary started the fight by making Shadows come from under them to Meh, and they both just quickly ran to their shadow, while the shadow stayed still. Richards was surprised that he synchronized so well with Zackary Mymacary, and so was Zackary Mymacary. They knew they had to work together to stand a chance against Meh. 

    At this time, they were both just normal people and thought Meh was some guy with really fast and strong fighting moves. They didn't know that Meh was impossible to beat. Meh made some wind separate both of them, and that was when they both realized that Meh wasn't just a normal guy, with this face(-_-).     

    But they still didn't know not to look at his face. So, they both were running towards him, to punch him, when they both accidentally looked at his face. They both fainted and were obviously not going to join the team. Meh decided to search for another planet, for a person named "Shadow." Meh went to every planet in his multiverse and didn't see anyone named Shadow. So, He explored the omniverse, and he came across the planet, "Pholla Q604."

Meh did what he did for the other 1464709315905 planets. He managed to explore that many planets in a short amount of time because he just went back in time to not waste time.

TO BE CONTINUED......