Meh goes to town(partially ChatGPT generated)

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     Meh was bored again one day, and he decided to go to town again. He wanted to make sure that everything was safe. Little did he know, there would be a villain absorbing the life out of people in town. Meh wasn't too late when he saw the life absorber. Luckily, the life absorber only absorbed 2 lives. Meh decided that it was finally his turn to put a stop to a villain. Meh enabled unlimited lives before battling him. Finally, Meh and the life absorber encountered each other.     

The life absorber tried to absorb the life out of Meh and he did absorb a life outta Meh but was confused after, when Meh didn't pass out. Meh said, "This is too boring, and he looked at the life absorber. He fainted, and Meh teleported him to his jail. The Life absorber was locked up in jail cell #1627453 on floor 589. Meh said, "My job is done!" and he went back to town. 

But as Meh strolled back into town, sipping a lukewarm soda he found on the sidewalk, something strange began to happen. The clouds above started glitching—literally. Segments of sky flickered like an old VHS tape, and people began walking backward while speaking in reverse.


“EhM ot tnahw,” one pedestrian said with glowing eyes.


Meh blinked. “Ugh. Dimensional echo loops again.”


He pulled out his Remote of Fixing Things That Shouldn’t Exist But Do Anyway and pressed the “meh” button. Nothing happened. The remote coughed. Then it exploded into a flock of cardboard ducks.


Suddenly, a portal tore open right in the middle of the town square. Out came… another Meh. But this one wore sunglasses and a cape made of expired cereal boxes.


“I’m Meh-X,” he said. “From the Portal Fights Dimension. And you just locked up our energy supplier.”


The original Meh squinted. “That guy? He was draining people.”


Meh-X nodded. “Yeah, that was his job. He was a licensed extractor. You just knocked out the town’s weirdness generator.”


Meh sighed and looked at the flickering sky. “Figures.”


With a snap of his fingers, Meh-X opened a return portal and tossed a backup generator made entirely of yawn energy into the air. The town stabilized. Mostly.


“Thanks for messing things up,” Meh-X said with a smirk.


“You’re welcome,” Meh replied and teleported straight into his couch.


As he sunk into the cushions, a narrator voice echoed from nowhere:

“And once again… Meh saved the day. Sort of.”



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