Meh vs. Professor Productivity

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Chapter 1: The Day the Alarms Came

At 8:00 AM sharp, the world of Meh was ambushed.

Not by explosions.
Not by lasers.
But by… calendars.

Thousands of synchronized alarms rang out across Meh Town. Schedules printed themselves on pancakes. Notification popups attacked people’s dreams. Every citizen suddenly had a to-do list stapled to their face.

“WHAT IS THIS?” shouted Explosion, trying to detonate a motivational quote.

“It’s… organized,” said Mind, horrified.

Then came the announcement from the sky:

“Greetings. I am Professor Productivity. You are now part of my Five-Year Efficiency Plan™.”

Meh blinked. “This is worse than that time we ran out of tacos.”

Chapter 2: Enter the Professor

Professor Productivity wore a gray power suit, carried twelve clipboards at once, and traveled by spreadsheet. His glasses had built-in reminders, and he rode a hoverboard that beeped every 30 seconds to track his steps.

His powers?

  • Turning free time into meeting invites.

  • Transforming fun into "actionable goals."

  • Replacing chaos with quarterly reports.

He began "optimizing" Meh Town:

  • Laser Tag became Conflict Resolution Workshop.

  • Dance Parties became Team-Building Exercises.

  • Explosion was sent to Anger Management Training.

And worst of all…
Meh had to attend a seminar.

Chapter 3: The Rebellion Begins

Meh knew they had to fight back, but not with logic. That’s what the Professor expected.

Instead, the team unleashed Project Unproductive:

  • Lady paused time and replaced every checklist with weird doodles of spaghetti monsters.

  • Mind hacked the master schedule and replaced every meeting with naps.

  • Explosion “accidentally” detonated all time-tracking devices.

  • Justice argued that Productivity violated three laws of universal freedom (and one law about pizza toppings).

Meanwhile, Meh created a decoy version of himself made of couch cushions and gum to confuse the Professor’s sensors.

Chapter 4: Battle of the Bullet Points

Professor Productivity initiated a “High-Efficiency Duel”:

  • PowerPoint slides flew like ninja stars.

  • Giant pie charts tried to crush the team.

  • Time Blocks rained from the sky.

But Meh came prepared—with a laser pointer that summoned chaos kittens and a flash drive filled with corrupted .EXE files of fun.

“You may run on time,” Meh said, riding a unicycle backwards, “but I run on nonsense.”

And with that, they unleashed the final weapon:
A random karaoke machine singing off-key at 3,000 decibels.

The Professor’s circuits overloaded. His calendar caught fire. His glasses fogged up with confusion.
And with one last gasp, he yelled:

“This wasn’t on the agenda—!!”

BOOM.

Gone.

Chapter 5: Back to Meh

With the Professor defeated, time itself loosened its tie. Clocks melted into puddles. Schedules turned into party streamers. Alarms were replaced by saxophone solos.

Explosion went back to exploding.
Mind floated in peace.
Justice hugged a cactus.
And Meh? Meh lounged on his throne of undone tasks, sipping a half-melted root beer float.

"No more productivity," he declared.
Then added, "…at least not until next Tuesday."

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