Meh Series

The arena lights flickered on as Sweet floated gently down from the sky, wings glowing with soft pink energy. The crowd cheered—Sweet was fast, elegant, and famous for winning battles without even breaking a sweat. Then the ground shook. From the tunnel charged Kevin the Rhino, each step cracking the floor. His horn gleamed like steel, and his eyes were locked on Sweet. “Hope you’re ready,” Kevin snorted. “I don’t slow down.” Sweet smirked. “Good. Neither do I.” The bell rang. Kevin burst forward in a full-speed charge, wind howling around him. Sweet shot upward just in time, Kevin’s horn slicing through the air where Sweet had been a second earlier. The impact sent debris flying as Kevin slammed into a wall—but he barely felt it. Sweet dove, firing a beam of light. Kevin planted his feet and tanked it, skidding back but staying upright. “Okay… you’re tougher than you look,” Sweet admitted. Kevin roared and stomped the ground. A shockwave rippled outward, throwing S...

The sky over Meh City flickered like a glitching screen. Gerald cracked his knuckles, his signature green aura pulsing around him as he stepped onto the arena floor. Across from him stood Sweet—calm, smiling, way too confident. A soft pink glow shimmered around her, but everyone knew that meant trouble. “So,” Gerald said, smirking, “you ready to lose?” Sweet tilted her head. “I was born ready.” ROUND ONE Gerald charged first, launching a shockwave punch that split the ground. Sweet hopped back effortlessly, snapping her fingers. The air around Gerald suddenly felt heavy—like gravity doubled. “Aw man—cheap move!” Gerald groaned, struggling. Sweet laughed and sent a blast of energy shaped like a heart straight at him. Gerald barely blocked it, skidding across the ground. ROUND TWO Gerald slammed his hands together. “Alright, my turn.” His aura flared brighter than ever. He vanished—teleporting behind Sweet—and unleashed a spinning kick. Sweet barely raised a shield ...

  Kevin the Rhino’s Ranking Day Ranking Day was the one day everyone at Meh Series HQ actually pretended to be serious. Meh stood in front of a clipboard, Gerald leaned against the wall eating chips, and a giant scoreboard flickered to life with one word on it: RANKINGS Kevin the Rhino stood at the starting line, cracking his neck nervously. “So… this decides if I’m like… good-good? Or just wall-breaking-good?” Meh shrugged. “Meh. Let’s find out.” Test 1: Strength A reinforced steel door rolled into place. Gerald squinted. “That door survived Camden last week.” Kevin backed up. “Uh… okay.” He charged. BOOOOM. The door didn’t just break—it ceased to exist. The shockwave knocked Gerald’s chips into the air. Gerald stared. “That was my lunch.” Meh scribbled on the clipboard. Strength: S+ Test 2: Speed A timer beeped. Kevin had to sprint across the training field, hit a target, and come back. “Go!” Meh said. Kevin ran so fast the camera cou...