Kevin the rhino’s ranking day

 Kevin the Rhino’s Ranking Day

Ranking Day was the one day everyone at Meh Series HQ actually pretended to be serious.

Meh stood in front of a clipboard, Gerald leaned against the wall eating chips, and a giant scoreboard flickered to life with one word on it:

RANKINGS

Kevin the Rhino stood at the starting line, cracking his neck nervously.

“So… this decides if I’m like… good-good? Or just wall-breaking-good?”

Meh shrugged. “Meh. Let’s find out.”

Test 1: Strength

A reinforced steel door rolled into place.

Gerald squinted. “That door survived Camden last week.”

Kevin backed up. “Uh… okay.”

He charged.

BOOOOM.

The door didn’t just break—it ceased to exist. The shockwave knocked Gerald’s chips into the air.

Gerald stared. “That was my lunch.”

Meh scribbled on the clipboard.

Strength: S+

Test 2: Speed

A timer beeped. Kevin had to sprint across the training field, hit a target, and come back.

“Go!” Meh said.

Kevin ran so fast the camera couldn’t track him. A second later, the target exploded, and Kevin skidded back, smoking slightly.

Timer: 3.2 seconds

Meh nodded.

Speed: A

Kevin smiled. “Not bad!”

Test 3: Control

Meh raised an eyebrow. “This one matters.”

Kevin had to move through an obstacle course without destroying anything.

He took one careful step.

The floor cracked.

Another step.

A cone shattered.

Kevin froze. “I swear I’m trying.”

Gerald held up a sign that read: RIP OBSTACLE COURSE.

Meh sighed and wrote:

Control: C-

Test 4: Teamwork

Enemy drones activated. Meh and Gerald jumped in beside Kevin.

“Follow our lead,” Meh said.

Kevin nodded. This time, he waited. He blocked attacks, shielded Meh, and only charged when needed.

The drones were defeated—without total destruction.

Gerald blinked. “He listened.”

Meh smirked.

Teamwork: A+

Final Ranking

The scoreboard flashed:

KEVIN THE RHINO

• Strength: S+
• Speed: A
• Control: C-
• Teamwork: A+

OVERALL RANK: A

Kevin’s jaw dropped. “Wait… A rank? Really?”

Meh nodded. “You hit hard, you’ve got heart, and you’re learning.”

Gerald added, “Plus, you’re great at breaking stuff we don’t like.”

Kevin grinned. “I won’t let the team down.”

Right on cue, the scoreboard collapsed behind him.

Meh stared at the wreckage. “…Still working on control.”

Kevin scratched his head. “Ranking Day nerves?”

Meh sighed. “Meh. Welcome to A Rank, Kevin.” 🦏💥

Kevin was officially ranked 11th, right above Swee(12th), and right below random(10th)

Kevin ate 3 aliens for celebration