Meh Series

      Meh was going to the park one night and saw someone sitting on a bench. The person also saw Meh and waved to him. Meh waved back, and asked, "What's your name?" The person said, My name is Volcano." Meh started to move closer to Volcano, and suddenly big fireballs were falling from the sky, out from a volcano.     Meh asked, "Was that your fireballs, and your volcano?" Volcano answered, "Yes." So, Meh just confirmed that the fireballs were from Volcano. Suddenly,  Volcano yelled, "I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE NEAR ME!" Meh said, "ok, you seem pretty strong. Would, you like to try out for my team?"     Volcano agreed thinking that beating Meh could be his revenge. Meh got Volcano's shoe number and texted Volcano the location. Volcano trained at home for 2 hours before going to Meh's house. Volcano arrived, and Meh led Volcano into the battle colosseum and Meh's whole team was already there, waiting to watch the batt...

      Meh went to Tornado's floor and told him that he had to come train with Meh for the rest of the day. Tornado went with Meh, and they went to battlefield #32. Tornado had to learn, how to make a bigger tornado first, which took about 3 hours. After, Tornado just needed to learn how to make a stronger tornado which took 3 hours also.     So, finally, after 7 hours of frequent training, Tornado learned how to make a super tornado. Tornado fought Power, and this is how it went. Tornado and Power were dropped off of a plane above battlefield #32,358,719. They had to land on the battlefield unharmed. Tornado made a tornado, and landed in the middle of the tornado, and controlled it to the bottom.      Power did the same thing and landed on the opposite side of the battlefield. Tornado made 5 tornadoes go in the middle of the battlefield. Power just made a big tornado that caught those tornadoes and, made it even bigger and stronger. Power made it ...

      Meh spent 26 minutes making Kryptonite armor for his army and gave 100,000,000 sets of Kryptonite armor to his army. Meh also made them all Kryptonite swords and shields. Meh trained everyone 23 times a day, making them stronger over time. Everyone trained every hour, and only got 1 hour of sleep a day.      But, Meh gave them a snack that always made them full of energy and ready to train. So, Meh wanted to see how they were doing and fought 100 soldiers. Meh was not gonna use any powers and just fight with his Meh fist. Meh dodged all their attacks for the first 20 attacks, and he blew them all 10 feet back.     Meh wanted to get behind them and touched the ground. It made a mini earthquake from Meh's strength. All 100 soldiers were still standing, and they all took their swords and shields out to attack Meh. They hit and blocked, hit and blocked, repeat. Meh waited for a perfect chance, which is always, and he touched their swords to brea...

      So, Eh needed to separate the army into different groups and attack them from there, so they couldn't help attacking Eh together. Eh teleported everyone in groups of 100 and made walls so they couldn't go to each other. Eh was just using 0.000001% of his power. There were 1,000,000 groups and Eh had to think of a way to take them out faster.     Eh was gonna clone himself 1,000,000 times and go into 1,000,000 divisions, and himself in the middle so if they lost, he could still have a chance. For the 1st 1,000,000 soldiers, Eh made it start lava raining from the sky, and flooding from the ground. The soldiers went into ball formation, and swam to the bottom of the water, covering their noses, so they could breathe.     The part where, the lava and water met, turned into stone. Eh knew they couldn't breathe for that long, so he moved onto the next centidrant. Eh did the same thing for the first 5 centidrants, and got bored of doing that. So he jus...

     Sharp was distracted by Jeff, while the other 4 people were working on a plan to defeat Sharp. Joe was gonna trip Sharp, while Blaze was gonna rapidly punch Sharp. The other 2 were for backup. So, Joe kicked Sharp's leg from behind, and Sharp tripped on the ground. Sharp made all his spikes come out of his body half a second later, and when Blaze rapidly punched him, Blaze started bleeding.     Once Blaze was bleeding, Sharp stood back up and punched Blaze. Blaze fainted, and Meh teleported to him to heal him and take him out of the battle. Now that Sharp wasn't focused on Jeff and Joe, they both took out their swords and attacked Sharp. Sharp took out 2 swords and dual-wielded them.        Sharp swung at Joe and defended from Jeff. Joe was so fast that he grabbed the tip of Sharp's sword, and pushed it back at Sharp. Sharp pushed it back and kicked Joe's leg to make him bleed and trip to bleed more. Joe fainted from too much blood ...

  Now, 500 people remained, and Sharp was 58,000% confident that he was gonna win. Meh dropped weapons from the sky, and the 500 soldiers got most of the weapons, while Sharp got a weapon, a flame sword. Sharp used his shield to defend himself and used the flame sword to attack them. The remaining 500 soldiers were 6'8 and wanted to use that to their advantage. They planned on 200 people as guards and 300 people as the attackers.  Sharp attacked the guards, and they blocked themselves pretty well until, Sharp made spikes come out of his body, hit the shield with his sword, and kick them with his sharp legs. So, he tried that on a trio of shielders, and he successfully made them all faint. After he did that to all the shielders and he just had to beat the remaining 300 attackers.      The attackers couldn't hit Sharp because Sharp was dodging all their attacks. Sharp baited 30(10%) of the attackers into a circle and hit them all with his sword. All 30 attackers f...

      Meh started the fight by saying, "Yo, what are you guys doing, start fighting." Then, Portal made a huge portal in the middle of the big army and another portal 80 feet in the air. While Portal did that, he made 30,000 people faint and 5,000 people survive the fall. More people were rushing towards Portal, while he was distracted.       Portal managed to notice them when they were 10 feet away and made a portal around them, and a portal in front of him. Portal punched into the portal and 14 punches went through the portals and hit all of them. That defeated about 300 people, only 4,700 people were still remaining, and Portal only had 25% of his energy left. Portal had to round them up and attack them all. Portal managed to get them all 4,700 people to be in 1 big circle, and with his remaining energy, he made a huge portal under everyone and another in the sky.      After, it started to rain people, and they all fell to the ground ...

    Meh wanted to test Portal and see how strong he was. So, Meh told 2 of the people in his army to fight Portal and asked Portal to fight them. Portal agreed since Meh was gonna give him $50,000,000.01. Meh got Robert and Joe, and they went to Meh's battlefield #894,532,153. Portal was aware that they had no powers, and were just really good fighters.      Portal had to keep his distance to win the fight. The fight started with Portal making a portal behind Joe and punching Joe through the portal. Then, Portal did the same thing to Robert. Portal punched them, then quickly closed the portal, so they couldn't attack back.       Portal made a portal, 100 feet in the air, and a portal under them both, and they were 100 feet in the air. Portal didn't want to injure them too much. So, when they were about 10 feet above the ground, they both fainted, and Portal made a portal above a pool, and they went into a pool. Robert and Joe just swam up and...

     Meh had to make an army since Hem had an entire town of people that used to be on Mehearth. Meh summoned an army of 6'8 people with no memory yet and trained everyone every day. By the end of the week, everyone was trained with Shotokan, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Aikido,  Gōjū-ryū, Kyokushin, Shito-Ryu, Mehnese Martial arts, Wado-Ryu, Uechi-Ryu, jujutsu, Chito-Ryu, Enshin Kaikan, Shukokai, and Hapkido. Meh called the king of Mehland and told him to come to his battlefield and fight 1 person in the army.         The King came and rested for 1 day before fighting the 1 person. The next day, the king said, "I'm ready." 3 Knights lead the king to the battlefield and stayed with him there. The 1 person came out with a long staff that was made out of metal. Meh said, "Start" and the fight started by the person, let's call him "Robert."       Robert threw the staff up and made it turn into 2 staffs. He grabbed 1 staff with his le...