The Fart That Broke the Universe”

By Meh

Meh and Fart were farting.

Not just regular farts—these were super-powered, echoing, sky-rumbling farts. They were sitting on a giant beanbag made of cheese puffs in Meh’s backyard, having their daily Fart-Off.

“Pffffrrrrttttt— Beat that!” Fart grinned proudly.

Meh closed his eyes, focused his energy, and let out a legendary one:

“BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Suddenly, the sky cracked. Literally. A jagged rip opened above them with lightning made of spaghetti.

“…Did I just fart open a portal?” Meh asked.

A strange purple hand reached out of the sky-rip. It grabbed the beanbag and tried to pull it through.

“BRO, THE SNACKS!!” Fart yelled.

Without thinking, Meh grabbed Fart, and Fart grabbed the beanbag, and all three of them were sucked into the Fart Dimension…

As Meh, Fart, and the sacred beanbag crash-landed in the Fart Dimension, they were instantly surrounded by Stink Soldiers—creatures with gas masks, armed with toxic plunger spears and whoopee-cushion shields.

“Who dares enter the Realm of Rumblebutt?” barked their leader, General Stankus, his voice echoing like a clogged toilet.

Meh stood up, wiping Cheeto dust from his shirt. “We just came to fart in peace, dude.”

Fart added, “And maybe… claim the Beanbag Throne?”

Gasps echoed all around.

“You DARE challenge the throne?” General Stankus snarled.

Suddenly—BATTLE BEGINS!

💥 Round 1: Fart vs. Flatulon the Furious

Flatulon somersaulted forward, launching sonic booms with each toot. But Fart countered with his signature move: Silent But Deadly Spin Kick—a move so subtle yet lethal, it knocked Flatulon unconscious in mid-air.

💥 Round 2: Meh vs. Stankus

Stankus charged, plungers swinging. Meh dodged left, flipped, and unleashed the Mega-Meme Slam, stunning Stankus with an image of a cat riding a burrito into space.

“You fight with memes?” Stankus hissed.

“I fight with whatever’s in my camera roll,” Meh smirked.

Just as the dust cleared, the skies turned green.

A deep voice thundered:

“ENOUGH.”

Descending from a fart-shaped cloud was… Lord Tushius, ruler of the Fart Dimension. His cape billowed like a diaper in the wind.

“You want the throne?” he growled. “Then face me in the Ultimate Fart Duel.”

Continued: “The Fart That Broke the Universe”

Part: The Ultimate Fart Duel

The arena formed instantly—a giant golden toilet bowl floating in the air, surrounded by an audience of Fartlings, Toot Gnomes, and Burp Bats.

Meh and Lord Tushius floated to the center on fart-propelled hoverchairs. Fart stood on the sidelines, holding a scoreboard made of taco shells.

Lord Tushius pointed his gloved hand at Meh. “Winner gets the Beanbag Throne. Loser gets… eternal constipation.”

Gasps. One kid in the crowd fainted.

Meh cracked his knuckles. “Let’s blast.”

💨 Round 1: Warm-Up Wind

Tushius let out a thunderous fart that summoned mini-tornadoes.

Meh answered with the Windmill Whoosh, spinning in a circle and creating a counter vortex. The arena spun. A chicken flew by. TIE.

💨 Round 2: The Scent of Destruction

Tushius unleashed the Garlic Bomb—a fart so potent, flowers in three dimensions wilted.

Meh activated his Defense Mode: Febreze Shield. A magical mist blasted out, cleansing the air and turning the garlic into lavender. Crowd cheers. POINT: MEH.

💨 Final Round: The Flatulence Finale

Tushius rose into the air, his body glowing green. “I call upon the power of the Ancient Cheese Spirits!”

A cheese comet fell from the sky.

Meh, thinking fast, turned to Fart. “Bro. Fusion?”

Fart nodded. “Let’s end this.”

Together, they fused into their ultimate form:

MegaFartMeh™ – a six-eyed, cape-wearing legend with a belly full of burritos and rage.

They unleashed their final move:

THE GASSAPOCALYPSE.

A blinding light. A sound so loud, it reversed time for 0.3 seconds.

When the smoke cleared… Lord Tushius was pants-down in the dirt. Sniffing. Dazed. Defeated.

🎉 “THE WINNERS—MEGAFARTMEH!” the announcer cried.

The Beanbag Throne floated down and glowed. Meh and Fart (back in normal form) sat upon it as the crowd chanted,

“ALL HAIL THE TOOT KINGS!”