Meh Series

 The arena lights dimmed as two names flashed across the giant screen: A low rumble spread through the crowd. KT stepped in first—calm, focused, bouncing lightly on their feet. No wasted movement, eyes locked forward like they had already studied every possible outcome. Then ALN walked out. No music. No show. Just steady steps, like they were already halfway through the moment before it even began. The bell rang. KT moved fast—sharp feints, testing distance, forcing reactions. ALN didn’t rush. They read it instead, shifting just enough to stay out of range, answering with precise counters that landed clean but never overcommitted. Back and forth. KT pushed the pace, trying to break rhythm. ALN slowed it down, forcing resets. Every exchange felt like a calculation more than a brawl—each trying to solve the other. Minutes passed. Neither side faded. A near-miss from KT drew a collective gasp. ALN responded immediately, but KT slipped away just in time. The crowd rose, then settled, t...

  The crowd tightened into a circle as Nathan and Alexis faced each other, the noise around them fading into a low buzz. For a moment, neither moved. Just eye contact—sharp, focused, unbreakable. Nathan stepped forward first. Alexis reacted instantly, dodging to the side as Nathan lunged. The movement was quick—too quick for most people to follow—but Alexis stayed calm, circling, watching, waiting. “You’re too predictable,” Alexis said under their breath. Nathan didn’t respond. He rushed again, faster this time, forcing Alexis backward. Their shoes scraped against the ground as they blocked and deflected, barely holding their position. Then—an opening. Alexis pivoted and countered, landing a clean strike that forced Nathan to stumble back. The crowd gasped, the energy spiking. Nathan wiped his lip, a slight grin forming. “Not bad.” This time, he didn’t charge blindly. He paced, adjusting, reading Alexis the same way Alexis had been reading him. The tension snapped a...

It was April 5th, and the entire house buzzed with excitement—because it was Katila’s birthday. Alan (a.k.a. Meh) had one mission: make this the most legendary birthday ever. Gerald walked in holding a suspiciously lumpy gift. “Don’t ask,” he said. “That makes me want to ask more,” Alan replied. Meanwhile, Katila (aka Katie) sat on the couch, pretending not to care—but she was definitely watching everything. “If this party is mid, I’m leaving my own birthday,” she warned. The plan was simple: Decorations ✔️ Cake ✔️ Surprise ✔️ But of course… nothing stayed simple. First, the decorations fell down—because Gerald used tape that “looked strong.” Second, the cake almost got eaten early… by Alan. “I was just checking if it was poisoned!” he defended. Then came the big moment. “Alright Katila, close your eyes!” Alan said. She sighed. “If this is lame—” “SURPRISE!!!” Lights flipped on, music blasted, and all her cousins rushed in yelling. Even the ones who wer...

It was April 1st, and Alan woke up with one goal: pull the greatest prank ever. He texted his friends: “School got canceled today. Power outage. Stay home.” Within minutes, everyone believed it. Alan laughed. “Too easy.” He grabbed his backpack and headed to school, ready to see the chaos he caused. But when he arrived… The parking lot was empty. No cars. No buses. No students. “…Wait.” He walked up to the doors. Locked. A sign was taped to the front: “School Closed Today Due to Power Outage.” Alan blinked. “No way…” He checked his phone. New messages flooded in: “Bro you were right 😳” “Thanks for the heads up!” “You saved me 💀” Alan slowly looked around the empty school. Then muttered: “…I pranked myself.” Suddenly, his phone buzzed again. It was from an unknown number: “April Fools 😉” Alan froze. “Wait… WHO—” The power in the building flickered on behind the glass. For a second… he thought he saw someone insi...