Meh's team fights the army (Eh) P1

     So, Eh needed to separate the army into different groups and attack them from there, so they couldn't help attacking Eh together. Eh teleported everyone in groups of 100 and made walls so they couldn't go to each other. Eh was just using 0.000001% of his power. There were 1,000,000 groups and Eh had to think of a way to take them out faster.

    Eh was gonna clone himself 1,000,000 times and go into 1,000,000 divisions, and himself in the middle so if they lost, he could still have a chance. For the 1st 1,000,000 soldiers, Eh made it start lava raining from the sky, and flooding from the ground. The soldiers went into ball formation, and swam to the bottom of the water, covering their noses, so they could breathe.

    The part where, the lava and water met, turned into stone. Eh knew they couldn't breathe for that long, so he moved onto the next centidrant. Eh did the same thing for the first 5 centidrants, and got bored of doing that. So he just cloned himself in each centidrant and there became 5 Ehs in each centidrant. All the Ehs defeated all the 1,000,000 groups but he got really tired after. So, Meh knew that Hem and Em could beat the 100,000,000 soldiers.

    But, they would be really tired after, and Meh could easily beat them after. So, Meh's army was a success. Everday, Meh would train his army, and eventually, they were well trained with weapons. Meh had to see if they were actually trained and put that he had lots of valuables, and every door in his house was unlocked, on the news.

    At 10:00PM, people started coming and trying to break into his house. 100 soldiers were standing around the house entrances, and stopped 50,349 people from coming in. 200 soldiers had swords and were standing all around the house entrances, and stopped 50,349 people from coming in. 

    200 soldiers had swords and were standing in the inner layer after the entrance, and protected the house there. No one managed to get past them, and Meh was kinda impressed. 500 soldiers in the next layer with nunchucks. At the end of 24 hours, the soldiers were still protecting the house, and Meh told them, they could take a break now. 

    Meh gave everyone who participated, $5000000. Meh knew that his army could at least protect his team for at least 24 hours from a whole planet. Meh gave his whole army upgraded armor, and upgraded swords. Now, Meh knew his team was really strong...