Meh Series: Speed vs. Teleport — The Time Loop
The crowd filled the Cosmic Speedway. Every member of Team Meh had gathered for the biggest race in history. Teleport stretched. “You know this is pointless, right? I just blink to the finish.” Speed smiled. “Maybe.” The countdown began. 3… 2… 1… GO! POP! Teleport vanished instantly and appeared on the finish line. “Winner!” the announcer shouted. Everyone sighed. “Told you,” Teleport laughed. But Speed never stopped running. His feet struck the ground faster… …and faster… …and faster. The air became a blur. Lightning wrapped around him. Reality itself began to bend. The stars stretched into glowing lines. Then— CRACK! A blue shockwave exploded. Speed had crossed the barrier between seconds. He wasn’t just running through space anymore… He was running through time . Everything around him reversed. The cheering. The clouds. The countdown clock. Teleport suddenly found himself standing back at the starting line, confused. “What…?” The countdown read:...