Portal Fights Robert and Joe

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    Meh wanted to test Portal and see how strong he was. So, Meh told 2 of the people in his army to fight Portal and asked Portal to fight them. Portal agreed since Meh was gonna give him $50,000,000.01. Meh got Robert and Joe, and they went to Meh's battlefield #894,532,153. Portal was aware that they had no powers, and were just really good fighters.

    Portal had to keep his distance to win the fight. The fight started with Portal making a portal behind Joe and punching Joe through the portal. Then, Portal did the same thing to Robert. Portal punched them, then quickly closed the portal, so they couldn't attack back. 

    Portal made a portal, 100 feet in the air, and a portal under them both, and they were 100 feet in the air. Portal didn't want to injure them too much. So, when they were about 10 feet above the ground, they both fainted, and Portal made a portal above a pool, and they went into a pool. Robert and Joe just swam up and left the pool. Robert carried Joe and threw him at Portal.

Portal made a portal that made Joe go back directly to Robert. Joe thought Robert was Portal, and he hit him with a baton from his pocket. Robert fainted, and now it was Joe vs Portal. Joe ran to Portal in 3 seconds at 80 mph. Then, quickly kicked Portal's foot. Portal tripped, and made a portal under Joe.

    Portal made another portal above the ground, 10 feet. Joe fell 10 feet and fainted. Joe and Robert weren't strong enough to beat Portal, but the entire army probably could. So, Meh told the entire army to fight Portal, and Portal agreed. Portal had to fight 300,000 people that were 6'8 and had lots of fighting skills.

So, Meh teleported all 300,000 soldiers into an apartment building and told them to get ready for fighting Portal. They all trained by fighting each other preparing for the fight, the next day. They all stopped at 9:30PM, except for Joe and Robert, who stayed up until 11:45 training. Joe and Robert went to sleep at 12:00AM knowing they had to beat Portal. 

The next day, all 300,000 soldiers, and immediately started training again. The fight was at 2:01PM. Everyone managed to get stronger, and Meh was watching them from inside. The clock ticked 2:00:59PM, and it turned to 2:01PM. Meh told Portal and all 300,000 people to come....


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