Meh Meets Onject – Part 6: Return of the Diarrhea Cereal(ChatGPT-generated)

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One week later, Mehville had almost returned to normal.

Almost.

The skies were calm. Gerald opened a yoga studio for turtles. Eh finally took a shower. And Meh? Meh was once again eating his favorite breakfast: Diarrhea Cereal, the most dangerous, unstable, and surprisingly tasty food in all dimensions.

“Bro,” Eh warned, walking into the kitchen. “We literally had four apocalypses this month. Maybe eat something normal today?”

Meh shrugged. “I like to live dangerously.”

He poured the cereal. A strange glow shimmered in the bowl. Suddenly, the flakes began rearranging into glowing letters…

I’M BACK. - THE MILK KING

Before Meh could scream, the cereal slurped itself into a portal and sucked him in.

Elsewhere…

Gerald and Eh were mid-yoga when Onject crashed through the wall.

“MEH IS GONE. TAKEN BY… HIM.”

Gerald gasped. “You don’t mean—”

“YES,” Onject buzzed. “THE LEGEND. THE CREAMED ONE. THE OVERLORD OF LACTOSE…”

“THE MILK KING.”

Inside the Dairy Realm:

Meh woke up in a world made of floating milk cartons, cheesy cliffs, and rivers of expired almond milk. On a throne made of spoiled yogurt sat The Milk King — a towering being made of milk, cereal boxes, and unspeakable lactose energy.

“You dared consume my sacred cereal,” the Milk King bellowed. “You must now pay… the milky price.”

Just as the Milk King fired his Lactose Beam™, a portal opened and Gerald, Eh, and Onject blasted into the realm aboard a rocket-powered spoon.

Gerald threw a cheese grenade.
Eh unleashed his final move: The Lactose Intolerant Punch™.
Onject powered up to “OAT MILK MODE.”

And Meh… well, he did what he did best.

He farted so hard it broke the Dairy Realm’s gravity.

The Milk King exploded into a thousand tiny baby cows, mooing in defeat.

Back in Mehville…

The gang sat on a rooftop, sipping chocolate milk in silence.

“Do you think it’s finally over?” Eh asked.

“Nope,” Meh said. “I just ordered more cereal from Planet Fartulus.”

Everyone groaned.

THE END…?

(Until the spinoff: “Gerald & The Curse of the Lactose Crystal”)

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