"Operation: Burrito Bomb"(ChatGPT-generated)
By Alan Nguyen
It all began when Meh was peacefully napping in a beanbag chair made entirely of stale Takis. Suddenly, a hologram of Gerald burst out of the wall—again.
“Meh, it’s urgent,” Gerald said, looking unusually serious. “The mayor’s lunch exploded. Literally.”
Meh blinked. “...Was it Taco Tuesday?”
“Burrito Friday,” Gerald growled. “Someone planted a burrito bomb at City Hall. Rice everywhere. Salsa casualties. Tortilla shrapnel in the ceiling fans!”
Eh burst through the window wearing a bulletproof poncho and said, “I smelled cilantro. I knew something was wrong.”
Meh rolled off the beanbag. “Alright, team. Let’s burrito this.”
Scene 1: The Salsa Trail
The team followed a trail of spicy red footprints down Meh Street. At every corner, the clues got weirder: a half-eaten churro, a sombrero with a smiley face sticker, and a note that just said “🌯 BOOM.”
Gerald picked it up and sniffed it. “Smells like vengeance… and sour cream.”
Scene 2: Enemy Unwrapped
Suddenly, a giant robotic burrito rolled into view. Standing atop it: Señor Sizzler, the legendary food-based villain banned from every buffet in the tri-state area.
“I warned the city!” he shouted. “Tacos are superior! Burritos are just rolled-up lies!”
“You take that back!” Eh screamed, charging with a spork of destiny.
The battle began. Beans flew. Salsa splattered. Guac was wasted (and that stuff’s expensive).
Meh, meanwhile, activated “Ultra Bland Mode”—a power so boring it made enemies lose interest in existing. Señor Sizzler began monologuing in slow motion.
That’s when Gerald yeeted a churro grenade directly into the burrito cannon.
KABLOOSH.
The robotic burrito exploded into harmless glitter and mild queso.
Scene 3: City Hall Cleanup
The mayor, now covered in refried beans but grateful, handed Meh a medal made of nacho cheese.
“You saved the city again,” he said. “And lunch.”
Meh saluted with a tortilla chip. “Just doing my average.”
Eh burped. “I’m keeping the poncho.”
Gerald whispered, “He’s still got guac in his ear.”
They all laughed as the camera zoomed out and a mariachi remix of the Meh Series theme played.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Unless the burrito strikes back.)
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