Meh’s 3rd Tournament: The Portal of Chaos

Chapter 1: The Invitation Nobody Wanted

It was a peaceful-ish morning in Mehville. Birds were chirping, the sky was blue, and Fart was — as usual — stinking up the town square.

Suddenly, a giant glittery pigeon crashed through the Meh Museum’s roof and pooped out a glowing scroll.

Meh, sipping his lukewarm chocolate milk, picked it up and read aloud:

“YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THE 3RD GRAND TOURNAMENT. WIN OR FACE ERASURE FROM REALITY.”

“Meh,” Meh mumbled.

Gerald, chewing a hammer, perked up. “Tournament? Again? Didn’t we vaporize the last arena with a cheese explosion?”

“Not my fault the cheese was sentient,” said Mads, who teleported in with a sandwich made of clouds.

KT floated down in his battle armor made entirely of Wi-Fi signals. “Time to glitch.”

Chapter 2: The Arena of Randomness

The crew stepped into a swirling portal that dropped them into… a stadium made of spaghetti. Literal spaghetti. It smelled weird.

An announcer shouted, “WELCOME TO THE 3RD TOURNAMENT! THIS TIME, THE RULES CHANGE EVERY ROUND! GOOD LUCK, LOSERS.”

A mechanical wheel spun and landed on:

Round 1: Battle on Ice… While Doing Math

The platform turned to ice, and algebra problems flew through the air.

Meh slipped and smacked a “Solve for X” into Gerald’s face. Gerald responded by summoning a bear made of calculators.

KT launched Wi-Fi missiles, but Mads danced between them using interpretive ballet.

Somehow, Fart solved the math by sneezing on a chalkboard.

Winner: Fart.

Losers: Everyone else.

Chapter 3: The Secret Fighters

Round 2 began with a twist.

The wheel spun again:

Round 2: Dance Battle vs. Evil Clones

Dark versions of the crew appeared:

• Dark Meh wore sunglasses and spoke in full sentences.
• Dark Gerald juggled flaming bricks.
• Dark KT had actual 5G.
• Dark Mads was… polite?

The music dropped — disco.

The dance-off was wild. Gerald twerked so hard the arena tilted. KT breakdanced into a time loop. Meh flossed awkwardly.

Fart moonwalked into a portal and disappeared.

Mads summoned a confetti tsunami and blasted the clones into glittery pieces.

Winner: Mads.

Fart: Missing.

Chapter 4: The Final Round – Chaos Mode

The wheel broke. The announcer exploded into jellybeans.

A new voice echoed:

“Welcome to the final round. The arena is… YOUR NIGHTMARES.”

Each fighter was thrown into their worst fear:

• Meh faced a world with no “meh.” Everything was exciting.
• Gerald was in a library with NO hammers.
• Mads had to speak in full sentences and no sarcasm.
• KT had… NO INTERNET.

They had to escape their fears to survive.

Gerald punched the bookshelves until he found a portal behind a “How to Read” manual.

KT screamed until his own Wi-Fi signal appeared.

Mads pretended to be genuine until reality glitched out of pity.

Meh… just said “meh” until the nightmare gave up.

Chapter 5: The Real Winner

Suddenly, Fart crash-landed from a UFO, riding a banana with rocket thrusters.

He had a crown, sunglasses, and a speech:

“I’ve been to the edge of the Mehverse. I defeated the Forbidden Fart King. I saw the true form of cheese. I AM THE CHAMPION.”

The portal clapped. The spaghetti arena clapped. Even the flaming bear clapped.

Final scoreboard:

🥇 Fart

🥈 Mads

🥉 KT and Gerald (tied)

🎖️ Meh — honorary award for existing

Epilogue: Back to Normal?

The crew returned home, tired, confused, and slightly more glittery than before.

Meh yawned. “Same time next year?”

Gerald exploded.