Mr. Patel Joins the Meh Series

 

One sunny afternoon, Meh was walking through the neighborhood when he noticed a small shop he had never seen before. The sign above the door read:

"Patel’s Emporium – Solutions for Every Problem."

Curious, Meh stepped inside. The shop was packed wall-to-wall with strange gadgets, glowing jars, and even a shelf full of “mystical snacks.” Behind the counter stood a tall man with slick black hair, round glasses, and a neatly pressed suit.

“Welcome, my friend!” the man said warmly. “I am Mr. Patel. If you have a problem, I have the solution.”

Meh raised an eyebrow. “What kind of solutions?”

Mr. Patel smiled, pulling out a small device that looked like a calculator mixed with a magic wand. “Any kind. You want speed? I give you speed. You want wisdom? I give you wisdom. You want… a pet dragon? Well, I might need two days.”

At that moment, Gerald burst through the shop door. “Meh! We’ve got trouble—Slick D is challenging us again!”

Mr. Patel adjusted his glasses, then calmly pressed a button on his device. Suddenly, a shimmering barrier appeared around the shop. “First lesson,” he said, “is protection. The second lesson… is teamwork.”

Meh grinned. “So, are you joining us?”

Mr. Patel bowed slightly. “Consider me your advisor. But beware—every solution comes with a price.”

The team looked at each other. Gerald whispered, “This dude’s mysterious, bro.”

Meh nodded. “Mysterious… but I like him. Welcome to the team, Mr. Patel. You’ll be ranked #18—for now.”

Mr. Patel smirked. “For now? Good. I like challenges.”

Gerald leaned in and whispered, “Bro, he’s gonna climb up the ranks fast, I can tell.”

The team walked out of Patel’s Emporium, ready for their next adventure—this time with a brand-new strategist by their side.

Oh and btw, Mr Patel was Alan team taught advisory teacher