"Tempo's Ranking Day"

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From the Universe of www.mehseries.com

[PAGE 1 – THE ANNOUNCEMENT]

(At Meh HQ, everyone’s gathered around a glowing whiteboard titled:
TEAM RANKINGS – POWER, COOLNESS, USEFULNESS, TACO SKILLS)

Meh (holding clipboard):
“Alright team, it’s time to rank everyone. We’ve had a lot of chaos lately. Like… someone reversed the entire toilet system.”

Fart (covered in soggy jelly):
“That wasn’t me. Probably.”

Tempo (grinning nervously):
“…Might’ve been a time burp.”

[PAGE 2 – THE RANKING TESTS BEGIN]

Test #1: Power Challenge
(Everyone battles in a virtual arena. Tempo tries to use Rewind Slam—accidentally rewinds himself into a wall.)

KT:
“Dude just punched himself from the past.”
Meh:
“Impressive. Confusing. Meh-worthy.”

Test #2: Coolness Under Pressure
(Zappo drops glitter bombs. Fart screams. Tempo casually walks through them in slo-mo, sunglasses on.)

Fart:
“He’s like if Jello had swag.”

Zappo:
“I’m offended… but also amazed.”

Test #3: Usefulness During Crisis
(Meh fakes a giant emergency. Everyone panics.
Tempo pauses time, eats an entire taco, then fixes the broken HQ circuit mid-bite.)

Meh:
“…Did he just save the base and chew at the same time?”
Fart:
“That’s illegal.”

[PAGE 3 – THE FINAL SCOREBOARD]

(Everyone gathers to see the glowing results.)

Team Rankings:

Name Power Coolness Usefulness Taco Skills Total Rank
Meh 6/10 8/10 7/10 10/10 ⭐ #2 ⭐
Fart 9/10 4/10 3/10 7/10 #4
KT 8/10 9/10 6/10 4/10 #3
Zappo ??? Chaos Also chaos Likes ducks 🔄
Tempo 7/10 10/10 9/10 8/10 ⭐ #1 ⭐

[PAGE 4 – CLOSING PANEL]

Tempo (spinning a taco in jelly):
“So… I’m number one?”

Meh:
“Yep. Just don’t reverse the rankings or something.”

Tempo:
“No promises.”

(A tiny time ripple waves out from his hand. The scoreboard glitches and now Fart is #1 for 0.5 seconds.)

Fart (tearing up):
“I... I made it.”

Tempo:
“Enjoy it while it lasts, bro.”

Tempo was ranked #21, just below #20 (Fart) and above #22 (Invisible), and he was assigned the 44th floor.

THE END… for now.
🏆🕒🌮

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