DT vs. Donald Trump — RAP BATTLE

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Beat drops… crowd screams… spotlights slam on.




Donald Trump (Verse 1):

Yo, it’s Trump on the mic, better tighten your grip,

Got towers with my name, got a Presidential skip.

I built an empire while you’re barely a name,

I’m the headline king — you’re a footnote in the game.


Many people say I’m the best, it’s true,

I win every battle just by walking through.

So go ahead, DT, try to step to me —

I’m the T-R-U-M-P, capital victory.




DT (Verse 1):

Okay Don, relax, take a seat on that claim,

’Cause you’re spittin’ big words but your bars sound the same.

You brag every line like it’s all you can do,

But half your lines rhyme “me” with… well… “me” too.


You got towers? Cool. I got skills and speed,

I don’t need gold letters just to prove I lead.

I’m the storm you can’t spin, the fact you can’t dodge,

Gonna send you back faster than your old entourage.




Donald Trump (Verse 2):

You talk about storms? I weather those fine,

I’m a Category 10 in the political line.

You’re tough? Please. I’ve seen tougher tweets,

I crush competition like I crush receipts.


You’re trying real hard but I’m too iconic,

Your rap is weak — call it “DT-phonic.”

You wanna win this? You’re dreaming big,

I shut down opponents like I shut down gigs.




DT (Final Verse):

Iconic? Sure — for memes and clips,

For worldwide roasts and late-night quips.

I’m the one with the rhythm, the punch, the flow,

You drop bars like lawsuits: too many, too slow.


I’m the upgrade version; you’re yesterday’s news,

Your best punchline? Bro, I refuse.

This battle is done — you faced the elite.

DT drops heat… Trump accepts defeat.


Mic drop


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