MEH VS THE ENTIRE TEAM (ALL AT ONCE)

Meh was peacefully sitting on a cloud, eating a single gummy worm he stretched to the size of a rope, when he felt something.

A rumble.

A roar.

A collective yell of frustration.

He looked down.

Every member of his team was charging him together:

Laser firing beams like a broken disco ball.

Rocket blasting forward at max speed.

Shadow spreading darkness.

Tornado spinning like a blender on caffeine.

Sun heating up the sky.

Explosion glowing like he swallowed TNT.

Blizzard freezing the air.

Gerald dramatically tripping while still running.

Mr. Patel radiating mysterious teacher energy.

They all yelled: “MEH, YOU ATE ALL THE SNACKS AGAIN!”

Meh stretched. “Aight.”

THE TEAM ATTACKS

In a single instant:

Laser’s beams, Sun’s heat, Blizzard’s frost, Tornado’s winds, Shadow’s darkness, Rocket’s sonic boom, Explosion’s explosion, Gerald’s chaos, and Mr. Patel’s glowing power all collided toward Meh at the exact same moment.

A full team super-move.

MEH’S RESPONSE

Meh snapped his fingers.

Reality politely rearranged itself.

THE EFFECTS

Laser’s beams drew a smiley face in the sky.

Sun’s heat turned into bathwater.

Blizzard’s ice became snowflakes shaped like Gerald.

Tornado’s winds braided into a rope.

Shadow’s darkness turned into mood lighting.

Rocket flew backward.

Explosion turned into confetti.

Mr. Patel’s power became graded papers.

Gerald tripped so hard he teleported into a bush.

THE FINISHER

Meh opened a giant mirror room.

It sucked in all the attacks, bounced them around, and returned them like a chaotic laser show—right back at the team.

They dropped like bowling pins.

Gerald fell last.

MEH WINS

Meh sat back on his cloud.

“Bro… y’all could’ve at least waited until I finished my gummy worm.”

The team groaned in defeat.