🔥 Meh vs. The Shadow League 🔥

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The sun was barely up when Meh walked out of the hideout, stretching like he just woke up from a 12-hour nap. He didn’t even get to finish before a dart thunked into the wall next to him.


Out of the fog stepped The Shadow League—five masked fighters, each holding a glowing weapon.


Meh sighed.

“Bro… I didn’t even eat breakfast yet.”



Round 1 — The Blade Twins



Two of them rushed him, spinning twin energy blades. One swung at Meh’s head—Meh leaned back just enough, then flicked the guy’s forehead.


BOP.


He dropped instantly.


The second twin came flying in with a scream like he was in a movie. Meh caught him mid-air by the shirt and gently set him on the ground.


“Timeout,” Meh said.

The twin nodded and took a nap.



Round 2 — Heavy Tank



A HUGE member of the League stomped forward, ground shaking. He pointed a metal gauntlet at Meh.


“THIS IS THE END, MEH!”


The gauntlet fired a massive shockwave… which Meh walked through like it was a warm breeze.


“Nice fan,” he said.


Meh snapped his fingers. The shockwave reversed, flipped the tank upside down, and left him spinning like a turtle.



Round 3 — Silent Sniper



From on top of the roof, a sniper aimed at Meh. Meh didn’t even look—he tossed a pebble straight up.


ping


The bullet got slapped out of the air.


ping


The sniper’s scope cracked.


ping


The sniper fainted.


Meh shrugged. “Gravity helped.”



Final Boss — The Shadow King



Black smoke curled, and the final enemy appeared—floating, glowing red eyes, cape made of darkness.


“I have absorbed the powers of everyone you fought,” he boomed.


Meh popped his knuckles. “Cool. You can take their Ls too.”


The Shadow King blasted him with a beam that could’ve melted a building. Smoke filled the air. The League cheered—


Then the smoke cleared.


Meh was standing there, brushing dust off his hoodie.


“Alright, my turn.”


He tapped the King on the shoulder.


BOOM.

A shockwave exploded out, launching the Shadow King across three counties and into someone’s backyard trampoline.


Fight over.



Aftermath



Meh walked back inside.


“Now… breakfast.”


Meanwhile Shadow was watching the whole time ……


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