🔥 MEH VS THE TEAM: ROUND 2 🔥

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After the last defeat, the team huddled together.


Laser scratched his head. “Okay… maybe we need a plan this time.”

Rocket nodded. “Yeah! Combine powers. Attack Meh from every angle at once!”

Shadow, Tornado, Sun, Explosion, Blizzard, Gerald, and even Mr. Patel agreed.


They called it: Operation Total Meh Annihilation.



THE TEAM ATTACKS… AGAIN



This time, they coordinated perfectly:


  • Laser aimed a mega laser barrage.
  • Rocket charged with a jetpack swarm.
  • Shadow enveloped the battlefield in impenetrable darkness.
  • Tornado spun a hurricane strong enough to lift buildings.
  • Sun heated the air to molten levels.
  • Explosion detonated in sequence like a chain reaction.
  • Blizzard froze everything not moving.
  • Gerald ran… really fast.
  • Mr. Patel unleashed a super-powered “Homework Storm.”



All at once.


The sky turned chaotic: lightning, snow, fire, tornadoes, lasers, explosions, darkness… and Gerald tripping everywhere.



MEH’S RESPONSE



Meh yawned. “Wow. Y’all really planned this time?”


He pulled out a giant bag of random objects: a mirror, a trampoline, a rubber chicken, and his favorite snack.


  • He bounced Rocket off the trampoline.
  • He reflected Laser’s beams with the mirror—back into the sun.
  • He used the rubber chicken to boop Shadow into disappearing.
  • He scooped Blizzard into a snow cone.
  • He casually caught Explosion mid-detonation… and ate it like popcorn.
  • Gerald tripped into a sticky goo trap Meh created out of his gummy worm leftovers.
  • Mr. Patel’s homework storm… Meh used it as a pillow.




THE FINISHER



Meh snapped his fingers. The battlefield transformed:


  • Hurricanes became cotton candy
  • Fire melted into chocolate syrup
  • Darkness became disco lights
  • Explosions turned into confetti cannons
  • Every team member slid across a giant soap-covered floor



One by one, they fell in hilarious defeat.



MEH WINS… AGAIN



Meh sat on the trampoline he’d installed for comfort.

“Team effort is cute,” he said, munching on a gummy worm.

“Next time, maybe bring snacks… I’m hungry.”


The team groaned, tangled in confetti, cotton candy, and soap.


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