Mr. Patel and the Fart of Power

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 After the legendary cafeteria incident, life at Meh High went back to “normal,” if you could call it that. But something had changed. Mr. Patel wasn’t just a regular teacher anymore. That fart… had awakened something inside him.

The next morning, he tried to write on the board—and ZAP! The chalk flew out of his hand like a lightning bolt. Then, when he yawned, a tiny breeze knocked over Gerald’s chair from across the room. Meh watched, wide-eyed.

“Mr. Patel… you have powers!” Meh whispered, ducking as a pencil spun past his ear.

“Yes,” Mr. Patel said solemnly, sniffing the air. “The Fart of Power… it has chosen me.”

Soon, his powers grew. A fart could move books, open doors, and even create a mini tornado in the hallway. Gerald, of course, tried to ride one of the fart-tornadoes like a skateboard. It didn’t go well.

The students had mixed feelings. Some were terrified. Some were impressed. And Meh… well, Meh had a front-row seat to history. “We’ve got a superhero,” he muttered. “And he smells like beans.”

From then on, whenever trouble struck at Meh High, everyone knew who to call: Mr. Patel, the mighty, unstoppable, slightly stinky… fart-powered hero.

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