Mr. Patel vs. The Silent But Deadly

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 Word spread fast: Mr. Patel wasn’t just a teacher; he was a fart-powered hero. But every hero needs a villain… and Meh High was about to meet theirs.

Enter the Silent But Deadly—a mysterious figure who could unleash farts so silent no one saw them coming, but so powerful they could knock over lockers from three classrooms away. First appearance: the girls’ bathroom. Chaos followed immediately.

Mr. Patel smelled the challenge. (Literally—he sniffed the air, nostrils flaring.) “It’s time to face my greatest foe yet,” he declared, rolling up his sleeves and bracing his stomach.

The battle was epic. The Silent But Deadly unleashed a silent but devastating attack—tables flew, books spun in midair, and Gerald screamed as his spaghetti hovered dangerously near the ceiling. Mr. Patel countered with his own legendary blast, creating a swirling tornado of scent and power that shook the entire cafeteria.

Finally, with one heroic push, Mr. Patel let out the ultimate fart. It was loud, proud, and pure energy. The Silent But Deadly was sent flying… straight into detention. Meh High cheered. Gerald cried. The smell lingered for days.

Afterward, Meh shook his head. “You know, I thought school couldn’t get weirder… but apparently, it can smell like this.”

And so, Mr. Patel remained the fart-powered guardian of Meh High—ready to defend it from any villain, no matter how deadly… or silent.

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