Meh meets Kevin the Rhino

 Meh was having one of those days—the kind where even the clouds looked bored. He kicked a pebble down the cracked sidewalk of the Meh Series HQ and sighed.

“Meh,” he muttered. “Figures.”

Suddenly, the ground shook.

BOOM. BOOM.

Meh froze. “Uh… earthquakes aren’t scheduled until Friday.”

From behind the trees came a massive gray shape. Leaves flew everywhere as a rhino burst into the open, wearing a slightly-too-small team vest and a nervous smile.

“Uh—hi,” the rhino said. “I’m Kevin.”

Meh blinked. “You’re… a rhino.”

Kevin nodded proudly. “Correct. Also I can run through brick walls. Accidentally. A lot.”

Right on cue, Kevin took one step forward and CRASH—ran straight through the old snack shack.

Meh stared at the rubble. “…We just fixed that.”

“Sorry,” Kevin said. “First-day jitters.”

Before Meh could respond, alarms blared. From the sky, a drone squad swooped down—Enemy Bots, flashing red.

Meh cracked his knuckles. “Great. Of course this happens.”

Kevin’s eyes lit up. “Oh! This is my thing.”

The bots fired, but Kevin charged, the ground trembling as he plowed through them like bowling pins. One bot tried to escape—SMASH—Kevin tail-whipped it into a tree.

Silence.

Meh looked at the destroyed bots… then at Kevin. “Okay. That was actually kinda cool.”

Kevin grinned. “Does that mean I’m in?”

Meh shrugged, a tiny smile forming. “Meh… yeah. Welcome to the team, Kevin the Rhino.”

Kevin pumped his fist. “YES! I won’t disappoint!”

At that exact moment, the repaired wall behind them collapsed.

Meh sighed. “…We’re getting you insurance.”

And just like that, Kevin the Rhino officially joined the Meh Series. 🦏😐