Meh’s birthday (3-15-00)

 BOOM!!!! Today was Meh’s birthday (3-15-26. Meh didn’t need a party, he just expected à gift from everyone on the team. 

First, he went to Slick D. Slick D said, “ take 5 off my ladies as a gift!” Meh took the 5 ladies and felt bad for them, so he let them go back into the public. 

Next, meh went to Alexis. Alexis gave meh à flying llama. Meh taught the llama judo, rai chi, tai kwon do, and every form of martial arts, and released it into the Andes mountains of South America

Then, meh went to Ghost, and saw nó one on his floor until he turned on his ghost vision. Ghost said, “whatcha need slim?” Meh said give me a gift, it’s my birthday toda!!!” 

Ghost floated a little higher and scratched his head. “Alright, alright… calm down,” he said. “I got something for you.”

From out of thin air, Ghost pulled out a small glowing box. Meh opened it slowly.

Inside was a tiny crystal that shimmered like a rainbow.

“What does it do?” Meh asked.

Ghost grinned. “Whatever you imagine… it shows it.”

Meh held the crystal up and thought about the flying llama he had just trained. Instantly, a glowing picture of the llama appeared in the air, doing perfect martial-arts moves on top of a snowy Andes mountain.

“Whoa,” Meh said. “That’s actually pretty cool.”

Just then, Gerald walked into the room holding a cupcake with one candle on it.

“Happy birthday, Meh,” Gerald said. “Everyone else gave you weird gifts, so I figured you might want something normal.”

Meh laughed and blew out the candle.

The crystal flashed brightly, the cupcake tasted amazing, and somewhere far away in South America, the flying martial-arts llama kicked the air like a champion.

Meh smiled and said, “Best birthday ever.”

And the team all agreed… Meh’s birthdays were always the weirdest—and the best. 🎉