Meh Series: ALN the Onion 🧅 -_-

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It was a normal morning on Mehearth. Meh was chilling on his couch, staring at the wall with his usual face: -_-.

Suddenly, ALN burst through the door.

ALN: MEH!!! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT MY FAVORITE UNCLE DID!!!

Meh: What did Uncle Nhut do this time?

ALN: HE CALLED ME ONION!!!

Meh slowly turned his head.

Meh: …Onion?

ALN: YES! MY NAME IS ALN! A-L-N! NOT ONION! I’M NOT A VEGETABLE!

Meh started laughing so hard that his one strand of hair stood straight up.

Meh: 💀 BRO GOT TURNED INTO A VEGETABLE.

ALN: IT’S NOT FUNNY!!!

Just then, Uncle Nhut walked into the room carrying a giant bag of groceries.

Uncle Nhut: Hello, Onion! How are you today?

ALN froze.

ALN: UNCLE NHUT. MY. NAME. IS. ALN.

Uncle Nhut: Ohhh! Sorry, sorry! I forget. Anyway, Onion, do you want some onions?

Uncle Nhut pulled out an actual onion.

Meh fell off the couch.

Meh: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE EVEN BROUGHT YOUR COUSINS!!!

ALN: MEH, I’M GOING TO DELETE YOU FROM EXISTENCE.

Meh: You can’t delete me. I’m the main character.

ALN: THEN I’LL DELETE THE SERIES!

Meh: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS.

Suddenly, Uncle Nhut had an idea.

Uncle Nhut: Onion, I have a surprise for you!

He handed ALN a birthday cake.

Written across the top in giant letters were the words:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ONION!

ALN stared at the cake for a full ten seconds.

ALN: …Uncle Nhut, it’s not even my birthday.

Uncle Nhut: Oh! Then we celebrate your name day!

Meh: 💀💀💀

ALN activated his S+ Tier hero powers. The entire room started shaking.

ALN: I’M ABOUT TO BECOME THE MOST DANGEROUS HERO ON MEHEARTH!

Meh: What are you going to do?

ALN: I’M CHANGING MY NAME BACK IN EVERYONE’S CONTACTS!

He grabbed Uncle Nhut’s phone and edited his contact.

Instead of Onion, he typed ALN — THE S+ TIER HERO.

Uncle Nhut looked at the screen.

Uncle Nhut: Ahhh, yes! A-L-N. Got it!

ALN smiled proudly.

ALN: FINALLY!

Uncle Nhut put his phone away.

Uncle Nhut: Okay, Onion. Let’s go eat.

ALN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Meh was now rolling across the floor, laughing uncontrollably.

The next day…

ALN walked into the Meh Series headquarters, ready to reclaim his reputation.

On the giant leaderboard, his name was displayed in the #1 spot.

ALN — S+ TIER HERO.

He smiled.

Then the screen glitched.

MEH SERIES SYSTEM ERROR

ONION HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

New hero unlocked: The Almighty Vegetable 🧅

ALN: WHO DID THIS?!

From somewhere in the building, Uncle Nhut shouted:

Uncle Nhut: YOU’RE WELCOME, ONION!

ALN: UNCLE NHUUUUUUUT!!!

Meh: -_- …Best episode ever.

THE END.

Or is it?

Coming next: ALN: Revenge of the Onion 🧅💀


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