Meh Series: Hide and Seek — Meh Is the Seeker! -_-
Location: Mehearth Headquarters Seeker: Meh Hiders: Alan, Alexis, Clone, Size, Random, and Fart
Scene 1: Meh Counts to 60
Meh: TODAY, WE’RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK! I’M THE SEEKER! NOBODY IS BEATING ME! -_-
Alan: Bro, I’m literally going to use Alexis’s, Clone’s, and Size’s powers.
Meh: I DON’T CARE. YOU’RE STILL GETTING FOUND.
Fart: Can I fart while hiding?
Meh: THAT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU’RE GETTING FOUND FIRST.
Meh turned toward the wall and covered his eyes.
Meh: 60… 59… 58…
Everyone scattered!
Alan grinned. He had three powers to try, and he was determined to win.
Scene 2: Attempt #1 — Alexis’s Flying Power
Alan activated Alexis’s flying power and soared above the headquarters.
Alan: I’ll hide on top of the tallest tower! Meh will never look up!
He landed behind a giant satellite dish.
Alan: Perfect. I’m invisible up here!
Meh finished counting.
Meh: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME! -_-
Meh searched the first floor, the second floor, and the cafeteria.
Then he walked outside.
He looked up.
Alan’s shoes were sticking out from behind the satellite dish.
Meh: ALAN. I CAN SEE YOUR SHOES.
Alan: WHAT SHOES?!
Meh: THE TWO THINGS STICKING OUT BESIDE YOUR HEAD!
Alan: …Oh.
Meh flew up, tapped Alan on the shoulder, and sent him back to the starting area.
Meh: FOUND YOU! NEXT!
Alexis: Maybe try a hiding spot that isn’t visible from the parking lot?
Alan: I WAS GOING FOR STYLE POINTS!
Result: Alan gets found for the first time.
Scene 3: Attempt #2 — Clone’s Duplication Power
Alan wasn’t giving up.
Alan: This time, I’ll create 100 clones! Meh won’t know which one is me!
POOF! POOF! POOF!
One hundred Alans appeared throughout the building.
One hid in a closet. One stood inside the refrigerator. Another wore a fake mustache and pretended to be Meh.
The real Alan hid among the clones.
Alan: There’s no way he’s finding me now!
Meh walked into the headquarters.
Meh: Hmm. One hundred Alans.
He stared at them.
Meh: WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY LAST COOKIE?
All 100 clones pointed at the real Alan.
Alan: BETRAYAL?!
Meh: FOUND YOU!
Alan: YOU DIDN’T EVEN USE DETECTIVE SKILLS!
Meh: I USED THE POWER OF SNITCHING. -_-
Clone: Sorry, Alan. I wanted to see what would happen.
Result: Alan gets found for the second time.
Scene 4: Attempt #3 — Size’s Shrinking Power
Alan decided to use Size’s power.
He shrank until he was smaller than a grain of rice and crawled into a tiny model house on a shelf.
Alan: Now I’m too small to find!
Meh searched the bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchen, and even Random’s room.
Nothing.
Alan smiled.
Alan: FINALLY! A PERFECT HIDING SPOT!
Meh stopped in front of the model house.
Meh: Why is this little house making noises?
Alan: Whispering: Please don’t look in here…
Meh: I HEARD THAT.
Meh carefully picked up the model house and spotted tiny Alan waving from the miniature living room.
Meh: FOUND YOU!
Alan: HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?!
Meh: YOU HAVE THE WHISPERING SKILLS OF A MEGAPHONE.
Size: Technically, he was whispering at normal size before shrinking.
Meh: STILL TOO LOUD. -_-
Result: Alan gets found for the third time.
Scene 5: Alan Combines All Three Powers
Alan had one last idea.
Alan: Fine. I’ll combine flying, cloning, AND shrinking!
He created 500 tiny clones, made them fly in different directions, and shrank himself to microscopic size.
The clones scattered across the headquarters.
One flew into a shoe. Another hid inside a clock. Fifty flew into the cafeteria and stole all the fries.
The real Alan hid inside a decorative flower.
Alan: This is impossible to beat. I’m a microscopic flying clone among 500 copies!
Meh entered the room.
Meh: ALAN, I KNOW YOU’RE HERE.
Silence.
Meh searched behind the curtains.
Nothing.
He checked under the tables.
Nothing.
He looked inside the flower.
Alan: Quietly: He’ll never find me…
Meh froze.
Meh: FLOWERS DON’T TALK.
He picked up the flower and examined it.
A tiny Alan flew out.
Meh: FOUND YOU FOR THE FOURTH TIME!
Alan: NOOOOOOO!
Meh: YOU COMBINED THREE POWERS AND STILL LOST!
Alan: I’M FILING A COMPLAINT WITH THE HIDE AND SEEK ASSOCIATION!
Random: I AM THE HIDE AND SEEK ASSOCIATION. YOUR COMPLAINT HAS BEEN SENT TO THE YEAR 1842.
Alan: THAT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST YET!
Random: Exactly.
Scene 6: The Final Results
Fart blew the whistle.
Hide and Seek Leaderboard
1. Meh
Seeker — found Alan all four times
4–0
2. Alan
Hider — four attempts, zero successful hides
0–4
Meh: THAT’S WHY I’M THE BEST SEEKER IN MEHEARTH! -_-
Alan: REMATCH TOMORROW!
Meh: FINE. SAME RULES.
Alan: Tomorrow, I’m borrowing Mirror’s power!
Mirror: I can reflect every attack, but I can’t make you better at hiding.
Alan: …I’M BORROWING TIME’S POWER INSTEAD!
Meh: SOMEBODY HIDE THE CALENDAR. -_-
TO BE CONTINUED… —–_-
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