🎃 Meh Series: Meh’s Team Hopes Trick-or-Treating Goes Well! -_-

It was Halloween on Mehearth, and Meh was ready for the biggest trick-or-treating adventure of his life.

Meh stood in front of S Tower wearing his usual face: -_-. He had a black cape, a pumpkin bucket, and exactly one strand of hair sticking out of his costume.

Meh: “Alright, team. Our mission tonight is simple: GET ALL THE CANDY.”

ALN: “Meh, we’re supposed to say trick-or-treat, not rob the neighborhood.”

DT: “Same thing if you think about it.”

KT: “I’m already regretting coming.”

🎃 The costumes

Meh

A ghost with the face -_-

ALN

A superhero, obviously

DT

A vampire who hates garlic

James dressed as a knight, Joann dressed as a wizard, Alexis dressed as a flying pumpkin, and Gerald wore a tiny turtle-sized vampire cape.

Gerald: “I am the most terrifying turtle in the world.”

DT: “You're literally three inches tall.”

Gerald: “AND THREE INCHES OF PURE EVIL.”

🍬 House #1: The Candy Disaster

The team approached the first house.

DING DONG!

An old man opened the door.

Team: “TRICK OR TREAT!”

The man dropped an entire bowl of candy into Meh’s bucket.

Meh stared at the candy.

Meh stared at the man.

Meh stared at the candy again.

Meh: “You have earned my respect.”

Suddenly, DT used his super speed to grab three extra pieces from the bowl.

Old man: “HEY!”

DT: “WHAT? I’M A VAMPIRE!”

ALN: “That is not how Halloween works!”

The team ran away laughing, except Gerald, who was still climbing down the front steps.

👻 House #2: The Haunted Mansion

Next, they arrived at a giant haunted mansion.

KT: “Absolutely not. That house has 47 ghosts in the window.”

Meh: “Free candy.”

KT: “...I'm going in.”

Inside, a giant monster jumped out.

MONSTER: “WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?”

Meh walked right past it.

Meh: “Trick or treat.”

The monster blinked.

MONSTER: “WHAT?”

Meh: “Candy. Now.”

The monster, somehow intimidated by a little ghost with a -_- face, handed Meh an enormous bag of chocolate.

Monster: “PLEASE LEAVE.”

Meh: “Happy Halloween.”

🍫 The Great Candy War

After two hours, the team gathered at the neighborhood park to count their candy.

ALN had 87 pieces.

DT had 142 pieces.

KT had 96 pieces.

James had 103 pieces.

Joann had 111 pieces.

Gerald had 12 pieces, but he claimed they were worth more because he was a turtle.

Meh opened his bucket.

Everyone gasped.

His bucket was overflowing with candy.

ALN: “MEH! HOW MUCH CANDY DID YOU GET?”

Meh: “Yes.”

DT: “THAT'S NOT A NUMBER!”

Meh: “It's the number I identify with.”

Suddenly, a mysterious figure emerged from the shadows.

It was HEM.

Hem: “Hand over the candy.”

Everyone froze.

Meh: “Bro, it's Halloween. Get your own candy.”

Hem: “I AM GOING TO TAKE EVERY SINGLE PIECE!”

Hem charged forward, and the team immediately formed a defensive circle around their candy.

ALN launched a superhero punch. DT zoomed around Hem in circles. Alexis flew overhead and dropped a pumpkin on his head. James drew his sword, while Gerald prepared his ultimate turtle attack.

Gerald: “TURTLE SPIN OF DOOM!”

Gerald spun around in a circle for four seconds before getting dizzy and falling over.

Gerald: “I CONTRIBUTED.”

Finally, Meh stepped forward.

Meh: “Hem, I have one question.”

Hem: “WHAT?”

Meh: “Trick... or treat?”

Meh pulled out a giant bag of candy and threw it into Hem's arms.

Hem looked down.

Hem: “...Is this all for me?”

Meh: “No. It's a bomb.”

Hem screamed and threw the bag away.

Candy exploded everywhere.

Chocolate bars flew into the sky. Gummies landed on DT's head. A lollipop hit ALN directly in the forehead.

ALN: “MEH! THAT WAS OUR CANDY!”

Meh: “Worth it.”

Hem ran away, screaming about never celebrating Halloween again.

🏆 The Ending

The team returned to S Tower at midnight and dumped all their remaining candy onto the floor.

They had enough candy to last until next Halloween.

KT: “That was actually kind of fun.”

James: “We should do this every year.”

DT: “Next year, I'm bringing TWO buckets.”

ALN: “Next year, we're making sure Meh doesn't blow up our candy.”

Meh sat on the pile of candy with his usual expression.

Meh: “Best Halloween ever.”

Then Gerald slowly crawled toward a chocolate bar.

Gerald: “Finally... my reward.”

He took one bite.

GERALD: “WAIT. TURTLES CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE!”

Everyone screamed and rushed to get the chocolate away from him.

Meh: “-_-”

THE END FOR NOW!!!! -----_- 🎃