MEH SERIES: EVERYONE ON THE TEAM RACES AT ONCE!
THE ULTIMATE MEHEARTH RACE π
Featuring: The Entire Meh Team!
CHAPTER 1: THE ANNOUNCEMENT
It was a normal day on Mehearth until Meh made a huge announcement.
Meh: "EVERYONE. MEETING. NOW."
Everyone gathered at Meh Headquarters.
Meh: "Today, we're having the BIGGEST RACE IN MEH SERIES HISTORY!"
Speed: "FINALLY! A COMPETITION I CAN WIN!"
Tempo: "You literally lose every race."
Speed: "THAT WAS ONE TIME!"
James Vo: "What's the prize?"
Meh: "THE WINNER GETS 1 MILLION MEHBUCKS!"
Everyone immediately started screaming.
Gerald: "Can turtles participate?"
Meh: "YES."
Gerald: "I'M WINNING."
CHAPTER 2: THE COMPETITORS
The entire team signed up.
Participants included:
Meh
ALN
KT
DT
Speed
Tempo
Time
Power
Fart
Solar Nova
Mads
Alexis
James Vo
Joann Vo
Gerald
Root
Sharp
Laser
Sun
Hem
Clone
Mirror
Nova
Kevin the Rhino
Sweetheart
And EVERYONE ELSE!
There were over 100 competitors!
Meh: "EVERYONE READY?"
Everyone: "YES!"
CHAPTER 3: THE RACE BEGINS
The starting line was 10,000 miles away from the finish line.
The race included:
Mehearth City.
The Lava Mountains.
The Speed Dimension.
The Mirror Maze.
The Galaxy Highway.
The Finish Line at Meh Tower.
Meh: "3..."
Meh: "2..."
Meh: "1..."
GO!!!!!!!!!
Speed immediately took off.
Speed: "SEE YA LATER!"
Tempo slowed down time to get ahead.
Time traveled into the future and appeared near the finish line.
Power: "THAT'S CHEATING!"
Time: "I NEVER SAID IT WAS FAIR."
Alexis started flying.
Clone created 50 copies of himself.
Size became enormous and started taking giant steps.
Gerald slowly walked forward.
Gerald: "I'm making progress."
CHAPTER 4: COMPLETE CHAOS
At the Lava Mountains, things got ridiculous.
Laser created a portable mirror room.
Mirror reflected everyone's attacks and accidentally sent Speed backward.
Speed: "WHO PUT A MIRROR HERE?!"
Meanwhile, Fart released a giant smog cloud.
Everyone started coughing and losing their direction.
ALN: "WHO INVITED HIM?!"
Fart: "I'M PARTICIPATING!"
James Vo used his ultimate sword skills to cut through the obstacles.
KT flew past everyone.
DT suddenly appeared in third place.
Mads: "HOW DID DT GET THERE?!"
DT: "SKILL ISSUE."
CHAPTER 5: THE FINAL STRETCH
Only five competitors remained near the finish line:
Speed
Time
KT
ALN
Solar Nova
Speed was in first place.
Time was right behind him.
KT was flying above both of them.
ALN activated his ultimate ability.
Solar Nova unleashed a massive burst of solar energy.
Suddenly...
MEH APPEARED.
Speed: "WAIT. MEH IS RACING?!"
Meh: "-_-"
Meh had secretly been walking the entire race and was somehow now at the finish line.
Everyone: "HOW?!"
CHAPTER 6: THE WINNER
Everyone crossed the finish line within seconds of each other.
The judges reviewed the footage.
Judge: "AND THE WINNER IS..."
DRUMROLL
π₯π₯π₯
GERALD!!!
Everyone went silent.
Speed: "WHAT?!"
Time: "IMPOSSIBLE."
Gerald: "I TOLD YOU TURTLES COULD PARTICIPATE."
Apparently, Gerald had taken a shortcut through an underground tunnel that nobody knew existed.
Meh: "Congratulations, Gerald."
Gerald: "I'M RETIRING."
Everyone: "YOU JUST WON ONE RACE!"
FINAL RACE RESULTS
| Position | Character |
|---|---|
| π₯ 1st | Gerald |
| π₯ 2nd | Speed |
| π₯ 3rd | Time |
| 4th | KT |
| 5th | ALN |
| 6th | Solar Nova |
| 7th | Alexis |
| 8th | DT |
| 9th | Power |
| 10th | James Vo |
| 11th | Tempo |
| 12th | Mads |
| 13th | Sharp |
| 14th | Root |
| 15th | Fart |
Special Award: Fart gets the award for causing the most race interruptions.
POST-CREDIT SCENE
At Meh Headquarters...
Speed: "I DEMAND A REMATCH!"
Time: "Agreed."
KT: "I'm in."
ALN: "Same."
Gerald: "I'm busy."
Meh: "-_-"
Suddenly, Dr. Null Vector appeared on the television screen.
Dr. Null Vector: "I challenge the entire team to a race."
Meh: "..."
Meh: "We're cooked."
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