Meh meets Tempo
"Tempo Makes Time Wobble"
From the Universe of www.mehseries.com
[PAGE 1 – THE LAB ACCIDENT]
(Scene opens in a weird abandoned lab covered in cobwebs and spilled snacks.)
Narrator:
Long ago—well, 3 weeks ago—a scientist tried to microwave a time crystal inside expired slime yogurt.
KABOOM!!! 💥💥💥
(A glowing jelly-like figure shoots out of the microwave and crashes into a wall of clocks.)
Voice (gurgly but cool):
“Uhhh… did anyone else feel that time hiccup?”
Out of the glowing smoke steps… TEMPO—the Chrono Slime.
[PAGE 2 – MEH & FART ARRIVE]
(Meanwhile, Meh and Fart are playing video games with a portal gun lying on the couch.)
Fart:
"Oops. I sneezed on the portal gun."
Meh:
"...That’s not good."
The screen zaps. A glowing green portal opens behind them.
Tempo (stepping out, trailing jelly):
“Yo. Where am I? What year is it? Why do I smell cheese?”
[PAGE 3 – FIGHTING ZAPPO]
(Suddenly, Zappo drops from the ceiling, holding a rubber duck cannon.)
Zappo:
"Intruder alert! Chrono goo detected!"
Zappo fires a Lag Beam. Tempo catches it mid-air with a blob and twists time.
Tempo:
"Let’s rewind that a little..."
He flicks the jelly—Zappo gets hit by his own Lag Beam from 6 seconds ago.
Zappo (slow-mo):
“Nooooooo—”
[PAGE 4 – BONDING TIME]
(After the chaos, Meh hands Tempo a burrito. Fart pokes his jelly arm.)
Fart:
"Are you edible? You smell like jello and regret."
Tempo:
"Only on Tuesdays."
Meh:
"You’re weird. You fit in."
Tempo:
“I’ll stick around. Just… don’t microwave me.”
[PAGE 5 – FINAL PANEL]
The team walks into the sunset. Time loops behind them like a video on repeat. Tempo winks at the reader.
Tempo (narrating):
“Time’s a squishy thing. Kinda like me.”
THE END… or maybe the beginning... again.
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